one day rosey was going to the store to buy some melons for her cat. Do not ask why her cat needed melons, it just did. When Rosey was in line for her melons, a melon prince skipped down from the heavens. "Hello my lovely" he whispered. "I am Aaron, the melon prince of gold." he took off his helmet of bronze and his long blonde hair fluttered in the wind.




they then got married and had 23 children. The boys were named Ingo and the girls were named Ed. And the mistakes were named either Crona or Dead Hand.


The end.

THIS....
IS....
The best piece of writing I've seen all day. ;;

I am still laughing
but we need backstory to the whole thing

aren't you proud?
now
what should happen
should rosey
A.) fall in a hole and quite possibly die
B.) get breast implants
or
C.) other

C

suddenly sprout udders

PKPower99 wrote:

C

suddenly sprout udders

no

does this make my name Ingo

JordanTH wrote:

does this make my name Ingo

I have no idea

m

Rosey wrote:

................... I died laughing of those pictures Aaron

I spent an entire ten minutes on that

C

INCOMING GRAVEL!

Technic Generation wrote:

C

INCOMING GRAVEL!

please elaborate

C, do a super cool dance

Aaron wrote:

Technic Generation wrote:

C

INCOMING GRAVEL!

please elaborate

"Gravel will fall to the lowest y-coordinate below it if there is no block underneath it." - Minecraft Wiki

Technic Generation wrote:

Aaron wrote:

Technic Generation wrote:

C

INCOMING GRAVEL!

please elaborate

"Gravel will fall to the lowest y-coordinate below it if there is no block underneath it." - Minecraft Wiki

I choose D.) all of the above

Aaron shouldnt you move this thread to the writing subforum now that it exists

JordanTH wrote:

Aaron shouldnt you move this thread to the writing subforum now that it exists

done and done

Hooray, now it's not lonely.

Now, as a celebration, I shall write a sequel to Rosey's story.

One day, Ingo, Ingo, Ed, Ed, Ed, and Crona were all at a pool party. Ingo was like, "Hey Crona look over there", and then he pushed Crona in the pool. Crona drowned. This caused everyone to laugh because it was hilarious, and then Ingo got laid. Ingo, Ed, Ed, and Ed did too. Crona didn't though because Crona was dead. The end.

JordanTH wrote:

Hooray, now it's not lonely.

Now, as a celebration, I shall write a sequel to Rosey's story.

One day, Ingo, Ingo, Ed, Ed, Ed, and Crona were all at a pool party. Ingo was like, "Hey Crona look over there", and then he pushed Crona in the pool. Crona drowned. This caused everyone to laugh because it was hilarious, and then Ingo got laid. Ingo, Ed, Ed, and Ed did too. Crona didn't though because Crona was dead. The end.

then where do you come in?
you're her our son.

I was watching TV at the time.

JordanTH wrote:

I was watching TV at the time.

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the only reason I let that comment stay unreplied for so many hours was because I was too lazy to actually type in the reply box last night
but now I have replied
and the world will rejoice

Aaron wrote:

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qft

JordanTH wrote:

Aaron wrote:

\

qft

lol

Aaron wrote:

JordanTH wrote:

Aaron wrote:

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qft

lol

aaron stop making spam replies to every topic on the forum

PKPower99 wrote:

Aaron wrote:

JordanTH wrote:

Aaron wrote:

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qft

lol

aaron stop making spam replies to every topic on the forum

well I happen to be the only one on here all the time
every time I see a reply, I must reply back